Weightlifters after realizing they're not getting paid millions to roll around on the floor like soccer players.
1 month ago
That escalated quickly 😬 This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
1 month ago
Mother nature be like: "I'm not sure you guys are taking the space program seriously enough... "
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my friends why I need a bigger glass for my drink. It's science! 🔬
1 month ago
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
1 month ago
1960s ladies: No tattoos, nose rings, or green hair. Me: So, just *normal* then? 😂
1 month ago
That's one magic mushroom right there! 🍄
1 month ago
Me trying to function throughout the week 😂
1 month ago
🤔 If taxes are theft, yet considered voluntary due to majority vote, does that also apply to other controversial subjects? 🤯 Is this a loophole or a logical fallacy? 🤔
1 month ago
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
1 month ago
Commissioner Gordon: We need Batman! The Bat Signal: 😳 Batman:
1 month ago
New reality TV show idea: 12 straight men, each convinced he's the only straight one, compete for $1 million. The twist? Whoever figures out everyone is straight loses. 😂 #RealityTV #PlotTwist #GayPanic
1 month ago
Me trying to get a tan vs my little brother "helping" me build a sandcastle
1 month ago
This PC has better interior design than my actual apartment 😂
1 month ago
When you want a memorable wedding...👄
1 month ago