Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge 😂
Me trying to explain my mood swings using high school chemistry knowledge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? 😂
I may not have any Tour de France wins, but hey, at least I have more testicles than Lance Armstrong now. Small victories, right? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency 😂)
When you need a bro, but all your bros are broke: Rent-A-Nigga is here! (Terms and conditions may apply, void where prohibited by common sense and basic human decency ๐Ÿ˜‚)
1 year ago
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Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style 😏
Oppa Gangnam Style but it's Oppa Gangbang Style ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
449
Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you 😂
Australia: where "Nothing" is surrounded by everything that can kill you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if she likes the gift ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Obi-Wan is having too much fun for a day that will live in infamy. ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
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Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
1 year ago
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When you accidentally share something you shouldn’t have 😂
When you accidentally share something you shouldnโ€™t have ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. 🤔😂
Confucius say, man who wears mask alone in car also wears condom alone in bed. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
365
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
When you were born to fire arrows, but now you're forced to fire off emails with "per my last message..."
1 year ago
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When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. 🤡
When you try to be inclusive but someone claims to be 'Normal' and suddenly 'Inclusive' is a tightrope walk. ๐Ÿคก
1 year ago
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Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
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