If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
1 year ago
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Colombian protestor activates his shield and becomes Captain South America. He is now ready to fight for his beliefs 🛡️🇨🇴
Colombian protestor activates his shield and becomes Captain South America. He is now ready to fight for his beliefs ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ด
1 year ago
143
Me trying to convince my grandpa to go at least the speed limit 😈
Me trying to convince my grandpa to go at least the speed limit ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
147
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes 🍹
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes ๐Ÿน
1 year ago
156
Me ignoring all the red flags🚩 because he's cute 😂
Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
178
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" 😂
Finally, a plumber who understands the concept of "anytime after 5:00 p.m. on a weekday" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. 😂
When you and your mini-me match so hard, a DNA test is just a formality. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
145
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire.  She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
Emily may have only 5 followers, but she has the support of the entire Galactic Empire. She's about to execute Order 66 on those who disagree with her.
1 year ago
129
When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
When life gives you lemons, dilute them for maximum profit or just use something else entirely. It's called capitalism, look it up
1 year ago
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WWI & WWII: Bombs away! 💣. WWIII: Syringes away! 💉.  They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. 👀
WWI & WWII: Bombs away! ๐Ÿ’ฃ. WWIII: Syringes away! ๐Ÿ’‰. They don't make wars like they used to. Now we fight with vaccines instead of bombs. Stay woke. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
142
Me pretending to be productive 😂. So relatable it hurts!
Me pretending to be productive ๐Ÿ˜‚. So relatable it hurts!
1 year ago
152
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
209
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' 
Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
Me in 1999: 'Pshhh, peak human civilization? Yeah right!' Me in 2024: 'So about those robot overlords...'
1 year ago
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