Me accepting all my problems at once๐Ÿ”
22 days ago
This swimsuit is giving me serious GameBoy vibes. Now, where's my cartridge? ๐Ÿ˜‚
22 days ago
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.โœˆ๏ธ
22 days ago
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
22 days ago
*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
22 days ago
Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
22 days ago
Me trying to drive a friend's car after years of driving automatic ๐Ÿ˜‚ #shortpeopleproblems
22 days ago
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
22 days ago
When you finally get to the beach after a long week of studying the Torah ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
22 days ago
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
23 days ago
When you ask for the wildest insult and someone hits you with the classic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
23 days ago
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
23 days ago
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
23 days ago
Me waiting for happiness like... ๐Ÿ˜…
23 days ago
When you accidentally send your OnlyFans promo to your mom ๐Ÿ˜‚
23 days ago