Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying 🏃🏻‍♀️💨
Me trying to casually walk out of the Adidas store with a new pair of shoes without paying ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
231
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" 
Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." 😂
Jehovah's Witnesses be like: "We don't do Halloween!" Me: "I guess they already get enough random people knocking on their door..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
277
When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk 🤫
When your girlfriend finds out you're the volleyball guy from Cast Away and won't let Wilson talk ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
202
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? 🙏
Me: Can I offer you a small prayer of thanks for the glutes? ๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
288
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
Me admiring my sourdough starter after two years of neglect.
1 year ago
236
When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it 😂
When you miss driving the school bus so much, that you build a gaming station out of it ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
1 year ago
147
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"💅
Me explaining why I don't have tattoos: "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?"๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
220
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" 😂
When you order a TV online and they say "fastest delivery, guaranteed" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
240
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is 🤣 From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
If this ain't the most accurate depiction of project management, I don't know what is ๐Ÿคฃ From grand vision to dumpster fire, it's a wild ride every time! #projectlife #softwaregore #realitycheck
1 year ago
305
From CD-MP3 to AUX, the evolution of car audio. I wonder how this will look like in 10 years? 🤔
From CD-MP3 to AUX, the evolution of car audio. I wonder how this will look like in 10 years? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
275
When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. 😂
When you think you're cheering for the girls weightlifting team but it's the boys team. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
169
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
Me trying to understand Thermodynamics
1 year ago
295
This joke is outta this world!
This joke is outta this world!
1 year ago
214
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not 😂
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251