Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner 😂
Spooning: For girls - cute, warm, and straight to sleep. For boys - a face full of hair, a dead arm, and a raging boner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you desperately want to go water skiing but also need to pick up the kids from school๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) 😭
When your rival steals your girl (and your Squirtle costume) ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
328
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire 😂
When you ask a billionaire how he became a billionaire ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over 👁👁
When you thought you finally found an empty stall and someone looks over ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
415
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future 😂
Me explaining to my friend why I think the Jetsons predicted a utopian future ๐Ÿ˜‚
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And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
And then I said: "I don't care how much money you have, I love you for who you are!"
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Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.
Me casually walking into my parents room at 2 AM to ask if they have any games on their phone.
1 year ago
270
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly help my friend realize they have something on their butt ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: 👁️👄👁️
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you accidentally confess your infidelity to your girlfriend’s identical twin sister 😂
When you accidentally confess your infidelity to your girlfriendโ€™s identical twin sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Some traditions never change.  Just the year and the person being carried. 😂
Some traditions never change. Just the year and the person being carried. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
277
These cows are about to learn their fate. They are not laughing now, but they will be in stitches later. 😂
These cows are about to learn their fate. They are not laughing now, but they will be in stitches later. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
441
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated.  A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
Africa is a great place, they have chocolate milk rivers. Reality: The rivers and other water sources are contaminated. A child has no choice to drink from wherever they can.
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