When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs of your crush's hot cousin ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
10 months ago
37
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love 💖
When your side chic kisses your baby mama's belly and everyone's wearing matching outfits, you know it's true love ๐Ÿ’–
10 months ago
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Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
10 months ago
21
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔  Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? ๐Ÿค” Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
37
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
10 months ago
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Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
10 months ago
25
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion 😂 #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
When you get banned for posting a slightly controversial opinion ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookJail #CommunityStandards
10 months ago
23
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could 😂. RIP Dad 💀.
When a 6 year-old roasts their mom harder than any comedian could ๐Ÿ˜‚. RIP Dad ๐Ÿ’€.
10 months ago
28
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant🤰
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
10 months ago
34
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season 😂🌺
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒบ
10 months ago
33
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities 🍆💦
When your boss finds out you've been using company time for "personal development" activities ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ
10 months ago
35
Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? 🤔
Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
25
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
10 months ago
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