When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
1 month ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 month ago
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf 😂
1 month ago
Me pretending to care about what day it is 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems 😂
1 month ago
When you try your best, but you don't succeed 😂😼
1 month ago
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills 😹💸
1 month ago
When you bring a new pet home and the old one ain't having it. 😂
1 month ago
POV: You are a saber tooth tiger about to hunt. 10,000 years later, you are now a bunny 🐰 😂
1 month ago
When your bros go above and beyond to help you get the girl🐹
1 month ago
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut 😈
1 month ago
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
1 month ago
Me trying to convince myself it's Sunday so I can justify not doing the dishes and going to work 😴
1 month ago
Me explaining to my doctor that the constant, agonizing pain I feel is just a Tuesday.
1 month ago
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
1 month ago