Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? 😂"
Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? ๐Ÿ˜‚"
1 year ago
255
Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar 😂
Bob and Steve finally realized why everyone was giving them the 'ruff' look. They forgot their collars at home and accidentally walked into the stray bar ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
241
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." 
Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
Therapist: "So, tell me about your childhood." Squirrel: "When I learned 'you are what you eat', I realized I was nuts."
1 year ago
257
He who follows the herd only sees assholes 😂. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! 😉🐑
He who follows the herd only sees assholes ๐Ÿ˜‚. So true! Always be your own person. Don't be a sheeple! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
256
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.🤱🐮
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฎ
1 year ago
262
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen 🐜
Me, bored out of my mind, gaslighting some ants in my kitchen ๐Ÿœ
1 year ago
242
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? 🤔😂
Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
147
Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
Me trying to remove a stain from my white shirt
1 year ago
245
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks, Reddit! 😂
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
1 year ago
147
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally 😂
When you take "weapon of mass destruction" walks too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
263
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
223
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf 😂
When your therapist is also an Insanity Wolf ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
285
Me pretending to care about what day it is 😂
Me pretending to care about what day it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems 😂
Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140