Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐Ÿฅฐ
21 days ago
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ผ
24 days ago
When your cover is blown, but youโ€™ve got a plan B. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
24 days ago
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
24 days ago
When you think it's a Playstation, but it's something much worse ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
When your one last time isn't the last time. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
24 days ago
Me pretending to be shocked by the contents of my acceptance letter to Hogwarts
24 days ago
When the forest critters know your every move... ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿฐ
26 days ago
When Bigfoot takes a day off and Tinyweener fills in! ๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿฆถ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago
When your weekend plans are just old-school giggles and good vibes! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
26 days ago