Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: 🤝
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: ๐Ÿค
11 months ago
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When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
11 months ago
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Me when I was a child vs. me now ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your mind wanders off mid-conversation ๐Ÿ˜‚ #relatable #comics
11 months ago
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"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! 🦆💰"
"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ฐ"
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me pretending to not know my kid is using drugs ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" 😂
Me pretending to care about societal norms after my friend tells me "think of the children" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
16
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. 🥰
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐Ÿฅฐ
11 months ago
18
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! 😂💼
Living the dream, one 'productive' day at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ผ
11 months ago
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When your cover is blown, but you’ve got a plan B. 🕵️‍♂️🕶️
When your cover is blown, but youโ€™ve got a plan B. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
11 months ago
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When you think it's a Playstation, but it's something much worse ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your one last time isn't the last time. 😱
When your one last time isn't the last time. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
11 months ago
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