When your prison buddy helps you escape despite you being black 😂. True friendship knows no color. #prisonlife #friendshipgoals #meme
3 months ago
Batman, Superman, and Spiderman walk into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long faces?" They Reply: "Our parents always told us that if we aren't home by 9 we are grounded, so we killed them all."
3 months ago
Me and the boys about to become a smoothie. 💀
3 months ago
When your hallucinations start hallucinating about hallucinating. It's hallucinations all the way down. 😂
3 months ago
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
3 months ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
3 months ago
When you accidentally wear your pants too low at the office and everyone can see your happy trail. 😬
3 months ago
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
3 months ago
When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. 😂
3 months ago
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: 🤝
3 months ago
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
3 months ago
Me when I was a child vs. me now 😂
3 months ago
When your mind wanders off mid-conversation 😂 #relatable #comics
3 months ago
"When Scrooge said he was sitting on a treasure, this isn't what we imagined! 🦆💰"
3 months ago
Me trying to explain the grandfather paradox to my philosophy professor 😂
3 months ago