When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
5 hours ago
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. 😅
14 hours ago
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" 🚗ðŸ’Ĩ😂
1 day ago
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
1 day ago
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
1 day ago
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
1 day ago
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance 👁ïļðŸ‘„👁ïļ
2 days ago
5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? 😎
3 days ago
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈ïļðŸŠĶ
4 days ago
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it 🔊
4 days ago
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
5 days ago
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ðŸĨ•
7 days ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
7 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ðŸĨ•ðŸ’Ģ
10 days ago
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈ðŸŧ🍚
10 days ago