5 out of 6 ain't bad, right? 😎
4 hours ago
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈ïļðŸŠĶ
7 hours ago
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it 🔊
20 hours ago
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
2 days ago
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ðŸĨ•
3 days ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
4 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ðŸĨ•ðŸ’Ģ
6 days ago
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈ðŸŧ🍚
6 days ago
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
6 days ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
7 days ago
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
7 days ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😎
7 days ago
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous âœĻ💅 #prettydeath
7 days ago
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices 🐷🌕
7 days ago
Me and the boys on 9/10
7 days ago