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4 days ago
When you want to celebrate but choose the wrong day
4 days ago
When your crush says they are feeling more suicidal than usual and your first thought is "lemme smash" ๐Ÿ’€
4 days ago
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
4 days ago
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 days ago
Me trying to explain dark humor to people who get offended easily ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
4 days ago
Me trying to give my friend some constructive criticism ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 days ago
Me after explaining to my friend why crypto is a good investment
5 days ago
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! ๐Ÿ˜‚ For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
10 days ago
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 days ago
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐Ÿ’€
11 days ago
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
12 days ago