When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈ïļðŸŠĶ
20 days ago
Me and my plushie when someone tries to steal it 🔊
21 days ago
When your friend tells you about their paranormal encounter, and you respond with the most offensive story possible 😂
22 days ago
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ðŸĨ•
23 days ago
I didn't see that coming 😂. Worst therapy session ever.
24 days ago
When you're a vegan terrorist and your only weapon is a carrot ðŸĨ•ðŸ’Ģ
26 days ago
When the Care Bears get a little too careless 🌈ðŸŧ🍚
26 days ago
Me after finding out the ice machine at McDonalds is broken again
27 days ago
When you just really want a Pepsi but also kinda want a seizure. Epilepsy, the official sponsor of spontaneous fits of happiness (and maybe some other stuff too 😉).
27 days ago
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
27 days ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😎
27 days ago
When you're feeling down but still want to look fabulous âœĻ💅 #prettydeath
27 days ago
When you've been single for too long and start questioning your life choices 🐷🌕
27 days ago
Me and the boys on 9/10
27 days ago
When your group chat gets a little too dark 😈🔊ðŸ”Ĩ Even the cat's like 'Meow?' ðŸĪ”
27 days ago