When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
9 months ago
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
9 months ago
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
9 months ago
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
9 months ago
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
9 months ago
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
9 months ago
POV: You're a Pop-Tart cat on 9/11. (Too soon?)
9 months ago
Me trying to maintain eye contact with the toilet camera to assert dominance ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
9 months ago