When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting 😈
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
24
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate 💀
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
25
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
35
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. 😂
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
10 months ago
42
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches 💀. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
10 months ago
29
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences😬
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
19
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
10 months ago
27
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
33
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
10 months ago
18
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
19
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. 😅
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. ๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
18
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
15
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
Chris, age 6, is definitely going places. Just not college.
10 months ago
20
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands 😈
Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
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