When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up 😂
When you're young and already know what you want to be when you grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
52
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting 😈
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
72
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate 💀
When you run out of lotion and you're desperate ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
72
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
60
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. 😂
This tattoo was his pride and joy... until he showered with his new homies. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
Me performing CPR on my sugar daddy after he said he was broke
1 year ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches 💀. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
When you accidentally stumble upon the hardware store's "White Power Accessories" aisle and realize it's just light switches ๐Ÿ’€. #AccidentalRacism #HomeImprovement
1 year ago
56
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences😬
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
50
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
Stages of a veteran's life after war: 1. Wheelchair bound. 2. Begging in the streets. 3. Rocking back and forth in a chair, clutching his only remaining friend, Mr. Snuggles.
1 year ago
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Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball 😂💀
Me trying to get life advice from a magic 8 ball ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
73
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
59
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds 😂
When you water your plants but are worried they might grow up to be weeds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
50
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. 😅
When you want to make a statement, but you're also a walking hazard. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!"  🚗💥😂
Me trying to convince my friend to join my pyramid scheme: "Become a #bossbabe and get 72 Lamborghinis!" ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
50