He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
273
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. 💀
The plan was to expose him, but he just saw it as a free profile picture. King of fumbling the bag with style. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
154
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. 👑
And they say romance is dead. This is the ultimate sacrifice. ๐Ÿ‘‘
11 months ago
172
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. 🎲
When you're ready to risk it all to escape the friend zone. ๐ŸŽฒ
11 months ago
258
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. 🏋️‍♀️
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
11 months ago
250
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
156
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! 👀
Well, the signals couldn't be any clearer! ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
212
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! 😎💫
Swipe right for smooth moves and witty grooves! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ซ
1 year ago
237
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin 😂
When you realize your dating prospects depend on the color of your skin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
253
When men and women’s attractiveness rankings completely align 😂
When men and womenโ€™s attractiveness rankings completely align ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
Me ignoring all the red flags🚩 because he's cute 😂
Me ignoring all the red flags๐Ÿšฉ because he's cute ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
288
Me trying to figure out how I fit into the equation 😂
Me trying to figure out how I fit into the equation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
318
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade ☕👩
I like my coffee how I like my dates: Fair Trade โ˜•๐Ÿ‘ฉ
1 year ago
244
When he's broke but honest 😂
When he's broke but honest ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
148
This is one clever way to filter out applicants 😂.  Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? 📰
This is one clever way to filter out applicants ๐Ÿ˜‚. Who needs dating apps when you have newspapers? ๐Ÿ“ฐ
1 year ago
201