Finally, an honest conversation on a first date. At least he appreciates all her qualities! 🤣
Finally, an honest conversation on a first date. At least he appreciates all her qualities! ๐Ÿคฃ
19 days ago
70
When she asks for 3 things but lists 6, and you see the perfect opening for a self-deprecating joke. He's a keeper. 😂
When she asks for 3 things but lists 6, and you see the perfect opening for a self-deprecating joke. He's a keeper. ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
79
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
28 days ago
69
The escape attempt was bold, but security is tighter than Fort Knox. Welcome back to the friend zone, population: you. 😂
The escape attempt was bold, but security is tighter than Fort Knox. Welcome back to the friend zone, population: you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
28 days ago
76
The ancient chart of men has spoken. Looks like the perfect man is, in fact, taken... by other men. 🤷‍♀️
The ancient chart of men has spoken. Looks like the perfect man is, in fact, taken... by other men. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 month ago
134
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. 🌲🪓
When your Tinder opener is a little too creative... He really went out on a limb with that joke. ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿช“
1 month ago
119
He's a man of science, he had to observe and report his findings. 👨‍🔬
He's a man of science, he had to observe and report his findings. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 month ago
88
That awkward moment when your extracurricular activities are showing. 😳 Yeah, it's definitely tennis.
That awkward moment when your extracurricular activities are showing. ๐Ÿ˜ณ Yeah, it's definitely tennis.
2 months ago
155
When she has standards but can't handle them being applied back. The #DoubleStandards comeback was legendary. 🎤
When she has standards but can't handle them being applied back. The #DoubleStandards comeback was legendary. ๐ŸŽค
2 months ago
177
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. 💀
He followed the instructions from the study, but I don't think this is quite what they meant. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
137
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. 💸
The ultimate get-rich-quick scheme. The secret ingredient is rejection. ๐Ÿ’ธ
3 months ago
238
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. 💀
When you ask God for relationship advice and he calls you out on your bad habits. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
233
The audacity when their main life skill is knowing the WiFi password at their parents' house. 🙄
The audacity when their main life skill is knowing the WiFi password at their parents' house. ๐Ÿ™„
6 months ago
348
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. 🤷‍♂️
Unless you're signaling me to launch a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier, I'm probably going to miss the hint. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
235
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
9 months ago
371