That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. 💀
That's one way to get the message across. Emotional damage is the new diet plan. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
165
The kind of non-scale victory they don't tell you about. Worth every single calorie counted. 💪
The kind of non-scale victory they don't tell you about. Worth every single calorie counted. ๐Ÿ’ช
8 months ago
255
When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. ๐Ÿ
8 months ago
239
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. 👀
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
235
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
221
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. 🥒🧘
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง˜
11 months ago
162
When your spiritual journey meets a dermatologist! 😂💊
When your spiritual journey meets a dermatologist! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
350
When the sweetest side effect is glazed 🍩💉
When the sweetest side effect is glazed ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰
1 year ago
177
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! 🍩💉😷
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜ท
1 year ago
158
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party 😂🔍
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
166
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
160
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet 🤕
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet ๐Ÿค•
1 year ago
242
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
1 year ago
270
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects 😂
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
174
When your organs love each other a little too much 😂
When your organs love each other a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225