The kind of non-scale victory they don't tell you about. Worth every single calorie counted. 💪
16 days ago
When the detox foot pad pulls out last night's pasta dinner. 🍝
16 days ago
That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. 👀
3 months ago
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
3 months ago
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. 🥒🧘
3 months ago
When your spiritual journey meets a dermatologist! 😂💊
4 months ago
When the sweetest side effect is glazed 🍩💉
4 months ago
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! 🍩💉😷
4 months ago
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party 😂🔍
4 months ago
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
5 months ago
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet 🤕
5 months ago
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
6 months ago
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects 😂
6 months ago
When your organs love each other a little too much 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
6 months ago