That feeling when you just took a nap instead of a painkiller... they're watching. Always watching. ๐Ÿ‘€
9 days ago
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
15 days ago
Forget 'cool as a cucumber', I AM the cucumber now. Peak relaxation has been achieved. ๐Ÿฅ’๐Ÿง˜
22 days ago
When your spiritual journey meets a dermatologist! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’Š
1 month ago
When the sweetest side effect is glazed ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰
1 month ago
Got my shots, my mask, and a sprinkle of sweetness! ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ˜ท
1 month ago
When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 month ago
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet ๐Ÿค•
2 months ago
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
3 months ago
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your organs love each other a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
3 months ago
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
4 months ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
4 months ago