When one virus decides to take a vacation and the other throws a party ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
5 days ago
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: You're the other toes watching your little toe get absolutely destroyed on the corner of a cabinet ๐Ÿค•
1 month ago
When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
2 months ago
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your organs love each other a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
2 months ago
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
2 months ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
๐Ÿ” When social distancing means staying away from salads! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
3 months ago
When you forget to remember but remember to forget! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
4 months ago