When getting an "A" isn't something to celebrate
13 days ago
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
When your organs love each other a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
25 days ago
"I'm not fat, I'm big boned...and vaccinated...and regularly consume SPF 50 and Coco Pops. It's a lifestyle choice."
1 month ago
When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wash those hands, folks!๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ‘
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
1 month ago
Me trying to quit smoking after one cigarette. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 month ago
๐Ÿ” When social distancing means staying away from salads! ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
1 month ago
When you forget to remember but remember to forget! ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
2 months ago
๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿถ No Doggy Style Allowed! South Africa's health minister is taking new measures in the bedroom. Who knew public health could be so... personal? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #HealthMatters
2 months ago
When 'you are negative' takes a wrong (and hairy) turn! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ 
2 months ago