When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
7 months ago
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
7 months ago
When the doctor knows a little too much about your personal life 😂
7 months ago
Me trying to explain that colorblindness is more than just seeing black and white 😂
7 months ago
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
7 months ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? 🍸😂
7 months ago
When you're high on life but people assume otherwise 😂
7 months ago
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. 😂
7 months ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time 😂 #PapooseProblems
7 months ago
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
7 months ago
When med school doesn't prepare you for Pixar anatomy 😂🔍
7 months ago
Two heads are better than one.🤔
8 months ago
When the doctor tells you it's not cancer, it's down syndrome 😂
8 months ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that all I see is FFFFFFF and UUUUUU 😂
8 months ago
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
8 months ago