Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. ๐Ÿคข Some jobs are just not worth it.
11 days ago
That awkward moment when you try to pronounce your medication's name and accidentally summon the dark lord. Well, this is awkward. ๐Ÿ
1 month ago
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? ๐Ÿค”
2 months ago
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
5 months ago
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
5 months ago
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
5 months ago
Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
6 months ago
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
6 months ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago