Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. ๐Ÿคข Some jobs are just not worth it.
5 months ago
68
That awkward moment when you try to pronounce your medication's name and accidentally summon the dark lord. Well, this is awkward. 🐐
That awkward moment when you try to pronounce your medication's name and accidentally summon the dark lord. Well, this is awkward. ๐Ÿ
6 months ago
101
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? 🤔
He won the parking lottery, but at what cost? ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
97
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? 😂
Can't a guy show his appreciation for a thorough examination? ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
60
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. 👨‍⚕️🐶 Don't waste the meds! 🤣
When the doctor gives you a problem for your solution. ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โš•๏ธ๐Ÿถ Don't waste the meds! ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
86
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
10 months ago
65
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED 😂
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
54
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
10 months ago
77
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. 😂
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
75
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
10 months ago
73
Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months💅
Me trying to remove my gel manicure after 6 months๐Ÿ’…
10 months ago
109
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription 😂
Me pretending to remember my doctor's name so I don't get the wrong prescription ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
72
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic 😂
Me trying to avoid awkward small talk when I run into my gynecologist outside of the clinic ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
86
When being asymptomatic is a symptom 🤑
When being asymptomatic is a symptom ๐Ÿค‘
11 months ago
94
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning 😂
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
78