When you realize you're part of the Empire and lose all the time. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Me when my friend tries to show me another "news" article ๐Ÿ™„. All I see is ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿšฉ.
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Morpheus: "The mainstream media lies about literally everything." Michael Scott: "Okay, I'm going to need you to verify that claim with a link to a credible mainstream media article."
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Michael Bay be like: "Why create new CGI when you can just recycle the old ones? โ™ป๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PearlHarbor #Transformers #BudgetCuts
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When you ask your male friend to walk a mile in a woman's shoes, and he takes it *way* too literally๐Ÿ‘ 
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Sean Connery to Steve Jobs: "You're a computer salesman. I'm f***ing James Bond!"
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Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐Ÿ˜ž
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When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: ๐Ÿคฏ
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Chewie, we're home...and we're serving grilled cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‹
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Me trying to escape my responsibilities
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To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
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When you're trying to enjoy a parade, but your friend spots the ice cream truck ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
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Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guyโ€™s done it allโ€ฆmostly as a cop. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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