Me trying to find an original Halloween costume ๐Ÿ˜ž
3 months ago
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: ๐Ÿคฏ
3 months ago
Chewie, we're home...and we're serving grilled cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‹
3 months ago
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
3 months ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Queen Elizabeth after someone jokingly asks her if she's ever seen The Mask.
3 months ago
When you're trying to enjoy a parade, but your friend spots the ice cream truck ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go! Even stormtroopers have their limits ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Shitpost #MayTheForceBeWithYourBladder
3 months ago
Bruce Willis - The ultimate action hero. From battling terrorists to solving mysteries, this guyโ€™s done it allโ€ฆmostly as a cop. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
3 months ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.๐Ÿฆ‡
3 months ago
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
3 months ago
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
3 months ago
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
3 months ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
3 months ago