Me trying to level up my life 🫠
6 months ago
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
6 months ago
🤯 When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes 😂
6 months ago
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️. Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂 Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
6 months ago
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
6 months ago
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
6 months ago
This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
6 months ago
When you realize European actors are always extra 😂, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool 😎 for school 🏫'.
6 months ago
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
6 months ago
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: 👁️👄👁️
6 months ago
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. 😹
6 months ago
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
6 months ago
When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
6 months ago
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
6 months ago
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
6 months ago