"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
1 month ago
When you realize the baby formula aisle at the supermarket is actually the Bat Signal.🦇
1 month ago
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
1 month ago
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
1 month ago
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
1 month ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
1 month ago
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.🚜👽
1 month ago
When you love Twilight a little too much 😂
1 month ago
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
1 month ago
Me trying to touch my crush through the friendzone barrier 😂
1 month ago
When she says she wants a real man 😂
1 month ago
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
1 month ago
Bear Grylls: Tonight's special, Predator Sashimi! Full of protein and screams.
1 month ago
When your mom tells you to copy the character on the tv 🕺
1 month ago
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder 😂
1 month ago