If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly ✨🧛‍♂️
If you like Twilight, then you're probably...sparkly โœจ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally 😂
When Bruce Willis takes "Amazing Race" a bit too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
1 year ago
42
When you realize European actors are always extra 😂, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool 😎 for school 🏫'.
When you realize European actors are always extra ๐Ÿ˜‚, meanwhile, Americans are like 'I'm too cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž for school ๐Ÿซ'.
1 year ago
51
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โšก๏ธ(and anxiety).
1 year ago
56
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds.
Genie: 👁️👄👁️
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
41
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her.  😹
Free cat to a good home. Wife won't let me keep her. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
75
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
44
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
46
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔
Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
59
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
54
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much 😂
When you love Jurassic Park a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
55
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
1 year ago
53
Me and the boys after realizing the ice cream truck plays the same song on repeat: ๐Ÿ”ซ
1 year ago
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