Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
1 year ago
271
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades 😂
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. 😉
For Your Eyes Only... and maybe your doctor's. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
435
When the birds and the bees go hilariously wrong 😅🦷
When the birds and the bees go hilariously wrong ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
336
When the student surpasses the master... in the darkest way imaginable. 😬
When the student surpasses the master... in the darkest way imaginable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
13 days ago
72
Me after the wedding feast is finally over 😂
Me after the wedding feast is finally over ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
351
Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
385
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't 😂 #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
When you get promoted from employee to customer, you're not just fired, you're jobn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #promotedtocustomer #jobn't
1 year ago
313
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
391
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. 😂
That awkward moment when you support nationalism for others, but not when it applies to you. Her face says it all. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
524
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
When your outfit is so fire, it makes you forget to think.
1 year ago
219
When labels do more talking than your groceries 🥦📜🚫
When labels do more talking than your groceries ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
355
Me trying to relate to my friends problems 😂
Me trying to relate to my friends problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
When you try to warn people about the new variant but everyone has pandemic fatigue. 🥱
When you try to warn people about the new variant but everyone has pandemic fatigue. ๐Ÿฅฑ
29 days ago
123