When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection 😂 #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
When you're promoting safe sex but also low-key flexing your Durex collection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #BeSafeNotSorry #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
92
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. 🤔
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
65
When dad knows you better than you know yourself 😂👀
When dad knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
136
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! 🚫💔🪒
When you put in the effort and he bails at the last minute! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿช’
1 year ago
160
Knuckles with the galaxy brain solution to solve homophobia once and for all. What a genius! 🤯
Knuckles with the galaxy brain solution to solve homophobia once and for all. What a genius! ๐Ÿคฏ
2 months ago
161
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" 😴
Me at 3 AM watching the 57th episode of "Building a Massive Underground Swimming Pool With My Bare Hands" ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
145
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking 🤔
Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
125
Me trying to explain to my friend how sound doesn't travel in space 😂
Me trying to explain to my friend how sound doesn't travel in space ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
137
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. 👩‍🚀🏳️‍🌈
You can't argue with the data. The statistics are clear on this one. ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
7 months ago
114
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. 💀
When you complain about your career progression but your senior manager was an intern for 50 years. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
128
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
1 year ago
84
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
66
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
Easy choice. Godzilla may destroy cities, but at least he won't try to explain to you why men are the root of all evil while you're trying to build a raft out of coconuts.
1 year ago
116
The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. 😌✨
The pure bliss of getting the invite but choosing peace and quiet instead. ๐Ÿ˜Œโœจ
9 months ago
93
When reality can't compete, go virtual! 😂🎮💻💭
When reality can't compete, go virtual! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ญ
1 year ago
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