When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
82
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. 💀😬
When you mistake the Grim Reaper for your wife... that's one awkward ''til death do us part' moment. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฌ
9 months ago
159
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. 🤦‍♀️
When you win the argument but realize you just proved your therapist's point. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
5 months ago
163
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister 😂
Shooting your shot and accidentally hitting your crush's sister ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
127
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
11 months ago
95
When you stub your toe but remember you're playing soccer.⚽️😂
When you stub your toe but remember you're playing soccer.โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
🚀 If only we had kept momentum... we'd be sipping alien tea by now! 🌌🤯
๐Ÿš€ If only we had kept momentum... we'd be sipping alien tea by now! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
109
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 😂
When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. 🤔
Me trying to figure out how 2012 doomsday predictions were just a typo and we really have 3093 years left. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
105
When you're not sure if you lost your glove or your lung capacity! 🚬🧤 #Choices
When you're not sure if you lost your glove or your lung capacity! ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿงค #Choices
1 year ago
136
Finally, a tycoon game where you can build your own concentration camp! 😂
Finally, a tycoon game where you can build your own concentration camp! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
164
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
When you're trying to impress your date with your cool tech job stories, but it always comes back to DNS issues.
7 months ago
151
When the boys club becomes the girls squad 😂.  Is it just me, or does this feel relatable?
When the boys club becomes the girls squad ๐Ÿ˜‚. Is it just me, or does this feel relatable?
1 year ago
144
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: 😂🍺
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
121
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123