This Cards Against Humanity card is both dirty and clever. 😂 It's all fun and games until someone plays the 'Aunt' card.
This Cards Against Humanity card is both dirty and clever. ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's all fun and games until someone plays the 'Aunt' card.
1 year ago
228
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese 🧀🐴 and discover the truth 😂
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿด and discover the truth ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
370
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions 🤔
Choosing the right woman is hard. 18 year old: easily impressed. Girls your age: constantly complaining. Older women: higher sex drive. Decisions, decisions ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
273
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle 💀. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness 😂.
When you accidentally put the "Share the love with your dad" Valentine's Day promo in the condom aisle ๐Ÿ’€. Someone's definitely getting fired for this masterpiece of awkwardness ๐Ÿ˜‚.
1 year ago
429
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. 🤔
Me trying to decide which faction to join in the new strategy game. The choices are wild. ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
281
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault*
Me: I understand this is a serious issue.
My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? 🤔
*Sees bus ad about sexual assault* Me: I understand this is a serious issue. My brain: So you're saying it *doesn't* happen anywhere else? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
310
When science and fiction collide! Carl Sagan + Lando Calrissian = Neil deGrasse Tyson. The formation of the ultimate science communicator. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ญ๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
201
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca🤔
When someone asks why non-Muslims aren't allowed in Mecca๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
301
Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period 🩸
Me trying to explain to my friend why he shouldn't mess with me after I tell him I'm on my period ๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
187
One does not simply unlock their phone at 2:45 am.
One does not simply unlock their phone at 2:45 am.
1 year ago
202
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
1 year ago
206
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
1 year ago
319
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun 😈. SPF 10000 or bust!
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
1 year ago
292
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
Me when someone says Marvel is better than DC
1 year ago
208
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
294