When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! 🐷🥓🍖
When your heart says poems but your stomach says bacon! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ–
1 year ago
114
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. 😭
The struggle for a Splenda papa is real. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
9 months ago
107
Rugby players when they see American football players wearing so much padding 😂
Rugby players when they see American football players wearing so much padding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
11 months ago
129
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?🤔
It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. 😂
Why are the pyramids still in Egypt?๐Ÿค” It's simple: Even the British Museum couldn't handle such a BIG souvenir. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
2 months ago
125
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit 🔥🎉
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
69
When you desperately need to hump and donโ€™t care who it is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
That's one way to start a bonfire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚. Hope everyone is ok and just lost their eyebrows ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
101
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. 🎾🌊
Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. ๐ŸŽพ๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
148
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out 😂 #doubleStandard #parenting
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
1 year ago
113
When your girls are talking crazy 🤪😂 but your date doesn’t quite understand the assignment 😹 #Memes #Dating
When your girls are talking crazy ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚ but your date doesnโ€™t quite understand the assignment ๐Ÿ˜น #Memes #Dating
1 year ago
111
When ‘spreading the word’ gets a little too personal 🙈📚
When โ€˜spreading the wordโ€™ gets a little too personal ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
70
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
11 months ago
177
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong 💪
When you can't afford a car, but the need for speed is still strong ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
126