Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
Han Solo has seen some things, including a golden age of Windows. Those were simpler times...
1 year ago
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When your babysitter becomes your sugar daddy... by law 😂
When your babysitter becomes your sugar daddy... by law ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret.  🤫 They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. 👁️
They want you to think it's crazy that the rich and powerful meet in secret. ๐Ÿคซ They DON'T want you to think about what they're meeting about. ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! 🐦🌿✨
When you're just a bird trying to pollinate but end up a little more 'buzzed' than expected! ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฟโœจ
1 year ago
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When you order a large coke in America 😂
When you order a large coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you and your friend try to re-enact that iconic hockey fight scene but end up just looking like a couple of penguins trying to breakdance on ice ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake.  ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session?  🎄👾
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake. โฌ†๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธSTART! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
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When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama 📚😆
When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
1 year ago
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This Craigslist ad wins Halloween. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally yeet your friend into the lake ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿป
1 year ago
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America is #1.  Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners!  Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery.  If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too.  🇺🇸🥇
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฅ‡
1 year ago
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Millennials trying to adult in this economy. 😭 First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air?  💀
Millennials trying to adult in this economy. ๐Ÿ˜ญ First homes, then retirement and now eggs?! What's next, we can't afford air? ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. 💀
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
351
He just wants to bless you with generational wealth, but you keep sending his emails to spam. 😔
He just wants to bless you with generational wealth, but you keep sending his emails to spam. ๐Ÿ˜”
1 year ago
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