Trump: "No one is above the law."  Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." 😂
Trump: "No one is above the law." Inner Donkey: "Oh no, he's going to say it!" DOJ: "Don't you dare..." ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" 😂
Jeff Bezos and Katy Perry really vibing to the new hit single "Tax Evasion" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
5 months ago
258
Me trying to hold my tongue when my friend starts gossiping ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
249
When the internet giants fall, only MegaMan survives! 🏃‍♂️💨
When the internet giants fall, only MegaMan survives! ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
170
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey 😂😭
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
234
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase.  It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. 😂
Selling my perfectly good Suzuki GSXR 1000 because my wife didn't approve of the purchase. It was only ever driven by an adult, with all wheels firmly on the ground. It has only 1000 miles. "Do what you want" never meant so much pain. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
165
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. 😂
This helmet is so realistic, it even comes with its own dandruff. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Morgan Freeman as Madea. I'd watch it! 😂
Morgan Freeman as Madea. I'd watch it! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
313
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
297
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! 🔥🥃
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
1 year ago
231
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
How to raise a child: Step 1: Remove their critical thinking skills. Step 2: Fill the void with fear and dogma. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit!
1 year ago
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My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
1 year ago
266
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
When Facebook suggests you add a baby as a friend and their profile picture is...well, you see. It was just an adorable baby. I am a monster and I'm going to hell.
1 year ago
138
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
WWF's new training program: Advanced Bamboo Furniture Assembly
1 year ago
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