I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions 😂
I'm blushing from this blood rush of never having realized these not ever before seen contractions ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
104
When Gen X solves puzzles like everything else: with a side of existential crisis 🍏🔪😅
When Gen X solves puzzles like everything else: with a side of existential crisis ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
148
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
121
Me trying to impress my crush by showing off my nonexistent upper body strength. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
123
Dad's secret 🏋️‍♂️💪: Natural gains, legendary means! 🌞🍎
Dad's secret ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช: Natural gains, legendary means! ๐ŸŒž๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
126
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
When you realize Black Monopoly is just regular Monopoly but with extra steps.
1 year ago
136
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. 😂
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
59
When you see yourself as Beyoncé, but you're more of a sitting sensation 😂💃
When you see yourself as Beyoncรฉ, but you're more of a sitting sensation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ƒ
10 months ago
141
When your one last time isn't the last time. 😱
When your one last time isn't the last time. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
137
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
When you try to confess your feelings, but autocorrect has other plans 😂
When you try to confess your feelings, but autocorrect has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
141
Me trying to manifest my dreams by writing them down on April 1st ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
103
Joe Rogan discovering peanuts grow in the ground and not on trees. 😂 Squirrels would destroy peanut trees if they existed. 🐿️
Joe Rogan discovering peanuts grow in the ground and not on trees. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Squirrels would destroy peanut trees if they existed. ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ
1 year ago
94
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
The most important step to success is always the last one on the list.
8 months ago
99
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note 🎶😵
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
110