When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
68
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
1 year ago
180
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
7 months ago
168
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
143
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
Me after bowling a 7-10 split in the 10th frame to lose the game by one pin
1 year ago
63
She thought she was making a point about length, but the internet decided to measure her forehead instead. That's a critical hit! 💀
She thought she was making a point about length, but the internet decided to measure her forehead instead. That's a critical hit! ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
124
When you try to film an infinite mirror loop, but the camera only sees one reflection 😂
When you try to film an infinite mirror loop, but the camera only sees one reflection ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. 😂
Nailed it! This caricature perfectly captures our...unique beauty. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
157
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology 😂 #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
When you're so far left, you forget basic biology ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Homeschooling #Transgender #LiberalTears
11 months ago
151
When dads try to teach their kids about the world 😂. But hey, at least he's trying...right? 🤔 #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
When dads try to teach their kids about the world ๐Ÿ˜‚. But hey, at least he's trying...right? ๐Ÿค” #DadJokes #Parenting #Kids
1 year ago
105
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
Obama's Guide to Winning a Nobel Peace Prize: Step 1: Launch missiles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit.
1 year ago
107
When you spot a shiny Pokémon in real life 😂
When you spot a shiny Pokรฉmon in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
192
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single 😂
Me trying to figure out if I'm winning or losing at being single ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. 🍼⚔️ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
When bedtime turns into a battle royale. ๐Ÿผโš”๏ธ Who needs a nightlight when you have acid blood and plasma cannons? #AlienVsPredator #BabyFight
1 year ago
122
When natural disasters seem kinder than political ones 😂🌍
When natural disasters seem kinder than political ones ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ
1 year ago
133