That's one way to get fired on your first day. Some latte art is better left un-drawn. 😬
That's one way to get fired on your first day. Some latte art is better left un-drawn. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
210
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy🥓
Me trying to convince myself that bacon is healthy๐Ÿฅ“
1 year ago
161
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? 🤔 The tech world is a strange place. 😂
One guy sold stolen ideas and got called Jesus, the other invented C and UNIX and got... ignored? ๐Ÿค” The tech world is a strange place. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
247
When you are trying to be smooth but also hit on the interviewer ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
332
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸
Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
282
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'😴
Me after telling someone on the internet to just 'learn to code' and 'pull themselves up by the bootstraps'๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
319
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! 😱
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
2 months ago
199
When you mess up so bad at Solitaire, even the computer judges you 😂 #TripleFail #GamingNoob
When you mess up so bad at Solitaire, even the computer judges you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TripleFail #GamingNoob
1 year ago
204
POV: you underestimate the power of nature๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
391
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? 🙄
When you ask for a spotter but they just offer to call an ambulance for you. Thanks, I guess? ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
186
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 year ago
215
Me trying to get my life together๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268
Sonic's secret: Even the fastest hedgehogs enjoy a bus ride! 🚌💨
Sonic's secret: Even the fastest hedgehogs enjoy a bus ride! ๐ŸšŒ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
332
Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. 🍹
Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. ๐Ÿน
1 year ago
272
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. 🎓😂
They said follow your dreams, they didn't say you'd be able to pay rent with them. ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190