From A+ apples 🍎 to A+ diplomas 🎓 - Teacher level up!
From A+ apples ๐ŸŽ to A+ diplomas ๐ŸŽ“ - Teacher level up!
1 year ago
259
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you.  Step 4: Profit? 🤔
Step 1: Find your doppelganger. Step 2: Have sex with your doppelganger. Step 3: Kill your doppelganger before they kill you. Step 4: Profit? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
232
Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" 😂
Modern FPS games be like: "Why explore secret areas and defeat challenging bosses when you can just regenerate health and shoot generic enemies in a linear corridor?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
199
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family*
Rock: Turn me over
Me: *turns the rock over*
Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock 🪨

Me: 💀💀🗿🗿
Me: *tells my problems to my friends and family* Rock: Turn me over Me: *turns the rock over* Rock: Now you just took orders from a rock ๐Ÿชจ Me: ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ—ฟ
1 year ago
169
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! 😂 For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. 🚴😂
Ranji's daily commute is the stuff of legends! ๐Ÿ˜‚ For just $2, witness the hilarity of a one-legged, one-armed, one-eyed 9-year-old navigating 7 miles on a rusty, one-pedaled bike. ๐Ÿšด๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. 🤷‍♂️
The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
5 months ago
194
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event 🍹🤦‍♀️
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event ๐Ÿน๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
240
Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. 🙏💻
Giving my AI assistant a stern pep talk before it starts writing code. Please, for the love of all that is holy, don't invent a new library. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ป
4 months ago
218
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. 🐟🦅
Me taking my pet fish for a walk. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
247
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away 😂
When you realize there's no escaping Rule 34, not even in a galaxy far, far away ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
313
When the Force takes a dark turn... 🌌🚫
When the Force takes a dark turn... ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
210
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
221
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. 😂
Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
Savage Level: Expert 😂
Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
When you try to show off at the gym but gravity has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚ #gymfail #workoutfails
1 year ago
210