Me trying to disappear from my responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #magic #illusion #disappear
1 year ago
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🤴 On a scale of 1 to Joffrey, how dramatic is your cough? 😷
๐Ÿคด On a scale of 1 to Joffrey, how dramatic is your cough? ๐Ÿ˜ท
1 year ago
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Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. 🍹
Me, trying to convince myself I'm not an alcoholic after my third 'work from home' happy hour this week. ๐Ÿน
1 year ago
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When your neighbor's dog keeps pooping on your lawn, but you find out your kid is doing the same on their doorstep. 💩
When your neighbor's dog keeps pooping on your lawn, but you find out your kid is doing the same on their doorstep. ๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
364
Skeletor knows what's up 😂. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
Skeletor knows what's up ๐Ÿ˜‚. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
1 year ago
376
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee ☕
Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee โ˜•
1 year ago
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Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
Me trying to measure my gains after NNN
1 year ago
262
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When words have *drive* 😂🦖
When words have *drive* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ–
1 year ago
462
When you want a memorable wedding...👄
When you want a memorable wedding...๐Ÿ‘„
1 year ago
291
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show 😂📺
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
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When she asks for 3 things but lists 6, and you see the perfect opening for a self-deprecating joke. He's a keeper. 😂
When she asks for 3 things but lists 6, and you see the perfect opening for a self-deprecating joke. He's a keeper. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
162
When you accidentally eat the ghost pepper you were saving for your enemies 💀🔥
When you accidentally eat the ghost pepper you were saving for your enemies ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
310
💉 When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! 🍋😂
๐Ÿ’‰ When life gives you lemons... make sure you actually eat them first! ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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