Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" 
Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich.  So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
Steve Jobs: "Remember when I died and people treated me like a god?" Bill Gates: "Yeah, well I'm eradicating malaria and donating 90% of my wealth and people just call me rich. So...yeah, f*** you Steve."
1 year ago
284
When your handbag is your best investment! 💰🎒
When your handbag is your best investment! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐ŸŽ’
1 year ago
351
Jennifer's rollercoaster of emotions in 60 seconds 😂.  From "Will you marry me?" to "You have 6 days to move out!"  This is one wild ride! 🎢
Jennifer's rollercoaster of emotions in 60 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚. From "Will you marry me?" to "You have 6 days to move out!" This is one wild ride! ๐ŸŽข
1 year ago
290
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming 😂
When you try to explain your code to someone who doesn't understand programming ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
331
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life 😂.  Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.✈️
When you've logged more hours in a flight simulator than some pilots have in real life ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just casually waiting in 15D to offer my assistance.โœˆ๏ธ
1 year ago
333
POV: You are eating lunch at the cafeteria and someone keeps stealing food off your plate ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
350
When Tarantino characters form an elite squad 🕶️🎬
When Tarantino characters form an elite squad ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ๐ŸŽฌ
1 year ago
219
Mario getting that 1UP
1 year ago
348
Worried your kid is using Linux? Know the signs before they move from Ubuntu to compiling their own kernel. It's a slippery slope. 🐧
Worried your kid is using Linux? Know the signs before they move from Ubuntu to compiling their own kernel. It's a slippery slope. ๐Ÿง
11 months ago
396
When you try to impress your crush but fail miserably ๐Ÿ˜‚ #Superbad #McLovin
1 year ago
319
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
406
When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. 💀
When the universe sends you mixed signals about your life choices. ๐Ÿ’€
4 months ago
306
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of 💩.
A cautionary tale for all you aspiring crypto investors. Not all that glitters is gold... sometimes it's just a carefully disguised pile of ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
5 months ago
286
When your coffee preference says more than words ever could! ☕️😅
When your coffee preference says more than words ever could! โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
394
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. 😂
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
189