When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! 🥳
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
109
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth 😂 (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
1 year ago
119
When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care 🤔🍸
When your cover is blown, but you're too famous to care ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿธ
10 months ago
146
Me trying to understand my philosophy professor after they've explained the meaning of life for the fifth time.
Me trying to understand my philosophy professor after they've explained the meaning of life for the fifth time.
1 year ago
134
Trying to find the unplugged cable like it's a needle in a spaghetti stack! 🍝🔌
Trying to find the unplugged cable like it's a needle in a spaghetti stack! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”Œ
1 year ago
75
The logic isn't logging in for some people... make it make sense. 🧐
The logic isn't logging in for some people... make it make sense. ๐Ÿง
8 months ago
93
When you call the police because your food delivery is late 😂
When you call the police because your food delivery is late ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
118
When internet threads take a twist darker than your morning coffee ☕💀
When internet threads take a twist darker than your morning coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
116
Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s 😂
Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
Me trying to understand my math homework after staring at it for 5 minutes straight
1 year ago
100
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum 😂
When your friends dare you to do the most blasphemous thing you can think of in a museum ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
When you need to see the universe through spicy tears! 🔥👀
When you need to see the universe through spicy tears! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
112
Reality check: Both have more uses than you think! 🍵👩‍🍳
Reality check: Both have more uses than you think! ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
158
The one argument that creates a glitch in the matrix of online debates about casting choices. 🤯
The one argument that creates a glitch in the matrix of online debates about casting choices. ๐Ÿคฏ
9 days ago
10
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. 🥛🙏
Forget holy water, some congregations have upgraded to holy milk. ๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ™
4 months ago
168