My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. ๐Ÿ vs โ˜ญ
9 months ago
103
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
Kim Jong Il before and after discovering the wonders of oxygen.
1 year ago
117
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
1 year ago
134
When your sense of humor is as American as apple pie 🇺🇸🍔😂
When your sense of humor is as American as apple pie ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
76
When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works 😂
When you get a little too enthusiastic about showing the kids how the leaf blower works ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
When you interview a cop on a kids' show 🐷👮‍♂️
When you interview a cop on a kids' show ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
78
Me pretending to know how to dance after having 7 shots and 3 beers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
134
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom💀
Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
116
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. 🍻
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
122
When your poolside moment turns into a reality show 🍿🕶️
When your poolside moment turns into a reality show ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ
1 year ago
139
When you’re ready to explore the galaxy… but bedtime is at 8! 🚀🛌😄
When youโ€™re ready to explore the galaxyโ€ฆ but bedtime is at 8! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜„
1 year ago
75
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. 😂
This utensil is my spirit animal. It's supposed to be a spoon AND a fork, but can't hold soup or stab a single pea. The peak of useless innovation. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
150
When you try to get rid of something but it keeps coming back โœจ๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
160
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds 💥🧠
When you and your best friend are about to bust some myths and blow some minds ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
174