POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
POV: You are in group therapy with all the classic Halloween monsters
1 year ago
392
POV: you're a dog on acid. ๐Ÿถ โ˜๏ธ ๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ
1 year ago
382
Me and the boys showing up at the all-you-can-eat buffet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
440
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad 🧪🥗
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
175
When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...😬
When you're out of options and REALLY don't want a kid...๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
262
Luke, I am your... mother? The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. 💅
Luke, I am your... mother? The Dark Side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
296
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* 
The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: ๐Ÿ”ฅBURN THE WITCH!๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
207
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money*
Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' 🤔
CEOs: *fire everyone to save money* Also CEOs: 'Wow, why is unemployment so high and why does nobody want to work?' ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
280
And they say the monarchy is all about tradition and good breeding... 🤔
And they say the monarchy is all about tradition and good breeding... ๐Ÿค”
8 months ago
408
When SPF 100 is your best friend ☀️😎🍀
When SPF 100 is your best friend โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ€
1 year ago
384
Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
Me trying to hide my browser history from my mom
1 year ago
354
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood 🍽️😂 #NotForEveryone
When your jokes need a special permit to be understood ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NotForEveryone
1 year ago
385
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
379
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
"I can tell these dark jokes because I'm dark" - The Joker probably
1 year ago
408
Legos: They're not just for kids anymore. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #nsfw #lego #darkhumor
1 year ago
472