ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. 💀
ICE training seems a bit extreme these days. A 'warning shot' to the head is one way to stop them, I guess. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
272
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before it’s too late 😂🙏
When you accidentally eat pork, but remember to repent before itโ€™s too late ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™
1 year ago
181
Tech support: "What operating system are you using?" 
User: "Internet Explorer" 
Tech support: 😱
Tech support: "What operating system are you using?" User: "Internet Explorer" Tech support: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
126
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X 😂. Because it's right next to Pornhub 😏
The real reason why Excel's icon is an X ๐Ÿ˜‚. Because it's right next to Pornhub ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
208
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
239
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. 😂
He told the joke, and 4 minutes later, he was single. Some punchlines hit harder than others. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
261
The ultimate dilemma:🥓 or👩?  Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. 🤔
The ultimate dilemma:๐Ÿฅ“ or๐Ÿ‘ฉ? Centuries of debate and we're still no closer to a definitive answer. Guess some questions are just too important to resolve. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
178
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird 😂
When you walk in on your roommate during a sex scene and troll face is there to make it extra weird ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
215
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. 😤
Waited all year for the free Halloween edibles the news promised, and all I got was cavities. ๐Ÿ˜ค
8 months ago
232
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
Me trying to subtly check out the hot person walking in front of me.
1 year ago
93
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
238
When your fashion says 'kawaii' but your mask says 'stay away' 😷✨
When your fashion says 'kawaii' but your mask says 'stay away' ๐Ÿ˜ทโœจ
1 year ago
137
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 🐒
Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
155
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! 🙏😂 #blessed #positivevibes
When modern medicine fails, there's always Virgin Mary water! ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‚ #blessed #positivevibes
1 year ago
186