Barney's guide to sharing is a little...intense 😂
Barney's guide to sharing is a little...intense ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
120
Dad: "I wish I had the internet in my day..." 
Me: (inner thoughts) EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED 😂
Dad: "I wish I had the internet in my day..." Me: (inner thoughts) EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
57
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working 😂
Hillary checking to see if her disguise is working ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
94
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. 🤔
A spicy take on modern discourse where the 'privilege' of working in a coal mine is compared to the 'oppression' of doing house chores. ๐Ÿค”
3 months ago
207
When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! 🎸🥁🎤
When being in a band automatically multiplies your fan base! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽค
10 months ago
161
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. 🎉
Germans realizing they only have to deal with two world wars now. ๐ŸŽ‰
11 months ago
85
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night 😬
When you accidentally reveal too much about your "knowledge" of Central Park at night ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
68
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! 😂 Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. 💊
Finally, a cure for my crippling sarcasm! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now I can be a functioning member of society...or at least pretend to be. ๐Ÿ’Š
1 year ago
140
Behold, the majestic Lion Doge, king of all memes. Much wind, such luxury mane, very wow! 🦁
Behold, the majestic Lion Doge, king of all memes. Much wind, such luxury mane, very wow! ๐Ÿฆ
6 months ago
164
When autocorrect doesn't recognize your international flavor 😂🌍🍗
When autocorrect doesn't recognize your international flavor ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ—
10 months ago
83
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* 🐠
Motivational speakers be like: "Step out of your comfort zone" *proceeds to yeet a fish out of its aquarium* ๐Ÿ 
1 year ago
139
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" 
"Yes. All the others were nines or tens." 
Me: 😂 I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
"Am I the only one you've ever been with?" "Yes. All the others were nines or tens." Me: ๐Ÿ˜‚ I guess a solid 7 ain't so bad after all. #SolidSeven
1 year ago
115
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
1 year ago
111