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When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨

When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨

1 year ago

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Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies

Me pretending to know what I'm doing while enabling cookies

1 year ago

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"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."

"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."

1 year ago

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It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect

It's fine to have one, and it's okay to be proud of it. But please, keep it in your pants! Nobody wants to see it waving around in public, and certainly not shoved down our children's throats. #Religion #Boundaries #Respect

1 year ago

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When the IRS has a sense of ownership 😂🧾💸

When the IRS has a sense of ownership 😂🧾💸

1 year ago

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When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" 🥓🔥😂

1 year ago

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🌪️ When life gives you storms, make a trampoline heist! 🤫

🌪️ When life gives you storms, make a trampoline heist! 🤫

1 year ago

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Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭

Me trying to cut back on cheesecake after realizing my jeans don't fit anymore 😭

1 year ago

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Durex: Saving you from unexpected lifetime subscriptions! 😂

Durex: Saving you from unexpected lifetime subscriptions! 😂

1 year ago

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When you try your best but you don't succeed 😂

1 year ago

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Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔

Me calculating if I can beat her man in a fight 🤔

1 year ago

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Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! 😂

Forget gender reveals, let's start celebrating the relationship milestones that really matter. So proud of them! 😂

7 months ago

131

When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂

When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign 😂

1 year ago

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My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain 😹

My cat's reaction after discovering that the toilet isn't a water fountain 😹

1 year ago

108

Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? 😂"

Dog: "Come down and fight like a man!" Cat: "You came down, how'd that work out for ya? 😂"

1 year ago

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