When you're ready to lead the North but end up auditioning for the Winter Olympics instead! 🏂❄️😂
When you're ready to lead the North but end up auditioning for the Winter Olympics instead! ๐Ÿ‚โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
254
Anakin's new mission: scavenger hunt gone dark! 🚀👀
Anakin's new mission: scavenger hunt gone dark! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
147
When you see the train drifting but your stop is next 😂
When you see the train drifting but your stop is next ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
Me trying to decide which New Balance shoes to wear with my black turtleneck and dad jeans.
1 year ago
175
When the biology test says to sketch a human body and label the glands 😂
When the biology test says to sketch a human body and label the glands ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.🚜👽
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
91
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right 😉
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
170
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe 😂
When you use "etc." because you are Sheldon Cooper and ran out of space-time to list all the examples in the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
227
When you need to drop the kids off at the pool... in the nth dimension. Prepare for turbo shit! 🚀🌌
When you need to drop the kids off at the pool... in the nth dimension. Prepare for turbo shit! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ
1 month ago
94
Me when my mom says no more video games for today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
244
When hunting bounties, but you still want to be internet famous! 🐶💼 #MuchWow #SuchDanger
When hunting bounties, but you still want to be internet famous! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ผ #MuchWow #SuchDanger
1 year ago
163
When your boss calls you into the office, but there is a typhoon outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
525
When you solve the energy crisis with sheer genius and a dash of trolling 🤯🔋😂
When you solve the energy crisis with sheer genius and a dash of trolling ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99
When you desperately want to go water skiing but also need to pick up the kids from school๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234