Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? 🤔
Rome 2000 years ago vs. Africa now. So, you're telling me progress isn't linear? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. 💀🎂
Happy birthday! Here's your yearly reminder of how you were conceived. ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽ‚
1 year ago
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TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
TSA: We get paid minimum wage to touch your junk. Also, free blue latex gloves!
1 year ago
223
When you get a Farmville request on Facebook 😂. Time to throw the computer out of the window
When you get a Farmville request on Facebook ๐Ÿ˜‚. Time to throw the computer out of the window
1 year ago
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When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook😂. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now😜.
When you get a new MacBook for Christmas and all you do is Facebook๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess what? It's a $2000 Facebook machine now๐Ÿ˜œ.
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.💃🕺
When you sign your kids up for dance classes and they turn out to be the next generation of disco divas.๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
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US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
1 year ago
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When the birds and the bees go hilariously wrong 😅🦷
When the birds and the bees go hilariously wrong ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆท
1 year ago
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When your eBay expectations lead to unexpected DIY challenges! 🛒🦊 #TailFails
When your eBay expectations lead to unexpected DIY challenges! ๐Ÿ›’๐ŸฆŠ #TailFails
1 year ago
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When you charge your special attack for too long 😂
When you charge your special attack for too long ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
1 year ago
182
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" 
Mark: "😈 Fuck up the chat system. 😈"
Facebook board meeting: "Mark, Google+ is taking all our users! What do we do?!" Mark: "๐Ÿ˜ˆ Fuck up the chat system. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
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Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
Me to the weather app: "You said it would stop raining!". Weather app: "I lied."
1 year ago
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Me after winning an argument with my mom and realizing she can't ground me anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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