When you realize the Force is strong with one-hand typing skills! 😂✋
When you realize the Force is strong with one-hand typing skills! ๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹
1 year ago
167
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
1 year ago
156
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head 😈🧕
When you want to stay modest but also give the best head ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿง•
1 year ago
285
POV: You've been playing too much VR. ๐Ÿ‘พ
1 year ago
121
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry.  💍💸😂
Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined after buying yet another useless piece of jewelry. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
When 'Back to School' gets a little too sharp! 🍎✏️🔪
When 'Back to School' gets a little too sharp! ๐ŸŽโœ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
161
Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just haven’t showered in 3 days
Me pretending I got a haircut when in reality, I just havenโ€™t showered in 3 days
1 year ago
188
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes.  Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is ๐Ÿ’€, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
1 year ago
174
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish 😂
When you order Adam and Jamie from Wish ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
124
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
Breaking news: Local man's package gets an upgrade courtesy of aliens. Area 51 scientists hate him! Find out how he doubled his size with this one weird trick!
1 year ago
229
When the game is so bad, it gives you AIDS 💀. Instructions unclear, disc stuck in microwave.
When the game is so bad, it gives you AIDS ๐Ÿ’€. Instructions unclear, disc stuck in microwave.
1 year ago
113
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow!  ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
165
A very important PSA for cyclists: Red does not mean 'go really fast'. ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฒ
5 months ago
181
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
95