A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
7 months ago
143
The real hustle is selling the hustle. 🧠
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
8 months ago
132
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
85
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years.  Seems fair.⚖️
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
1 year ago
84
Durex: Saving you from unexpected lifetime subscriptions! 😂
Durex: Saving you from unexpected lifetime subscriptions! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
106
Greece toll payment options:
1. E-Pass
2. Smart Pass
3. Other means of payment 😂
Greece toll payment options: 1. E-Pass 2. Smart Pass 3. Other means of payment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! 😉
Honey, I swear it's for her... to develop her hand-eye coordination! ๐Ÿ˜‰
8 months ago
131
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly 🤬
Me when I try to break a Kit Kat and it crumbles instead of snapping cleanly ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
119
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets:
My body: *windows shutting down sound*
Me after eating 413 chicken nuggets: My body: *windows shutting down sound*
1 year ago
86
When you go from average Joe to corporate superhero on LinkedIn! 🚀😎 #AlterEgoUnleashed #LinkedInGlowUp
When you go from average Joe to corporate superhero on LinkedIn! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜Ž #AlterEgoUnleashed #LinkedInGlowUp
1 year ago
154
Is this how you get to the top of the corporate ladder? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ #bootytower
1 year ago
104
When you accidentally open the front camera 😂
When you accidentally open the front camera ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
140
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. 😂
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
150
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck.  The answer is NOT 1/2 😂
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck. The answer is NOT 1/2 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105