They had me at 'endless possibilities' and 'great guys' tbh. Packing my bags! โœˆ๏ธ
2 months ago
191
When you try your best, but you don't succeed ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
234
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. 💯
It's a universal sign. If the menu pictures are sun-bleached and there's a kid doing homework in the corner, the food is about to be legendary. ๐Ÿ’ฏ
8 months ago
344
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
When your fashion sense is as tortured as your favorite artist. I'm all ears for this design! 👂🎨
When your fashion sense is as tortured as your favorite artist. I'm all ears for this design! ๐Ÿ‘‚๐ŸŽจ
1 month ago
73
When your modern solution to your highschool problem requires you to pack your bags and relocate
When your modern solution to your highschool problem requires you to pack your bags and relocate
1 year ago
282
When you win the lottery and your friends remind you to pay back your debts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
117
Thor: "I was never gay." 
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." 
Thor: "Wait, what?!" 😂
Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
Me trying to explain to the judge how tutoring my student after school helped improve their grade from an F to a D+
1 year ago
248
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs 🌿"
When your friend says "I only smoke the finest Lego grown herbs ๐ŸŒฟ"
1 year ago
157
Not all heroes wear capes... some have wings and impeccable timing. 🕊️
Not all heroes wear capes... some have wings and impeccable timing. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
5 months ago
311
When your weekend plans are just old-school giggles and good vibes! 🌟😂
When your weekend plans are just old-school giggles and good vibes! ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
190
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...😱🩸
When you think it's just arousal, but then the light switch clicks on...๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿฉธ
1 year ago
236
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
240
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. 🔥🔥🔥 Thanks, Reddit! 😂
Reddit told me to help the spider. Now my house is on fire. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ Thanks, Reddit! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
254