When hunting bounties, but you still want to be internet famous! 🐶💼 #MuchWow #SuchDanger
When hunting bounties, but you still want to be internet famous! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ผ #MuchWow #SuchDanger
1 year ago
300
When your computer and your lifestyle both run on the latest OS 🌈💻
When your computer and your lifestyle both run on the latest OS ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
277
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. 😂
When you light up a cigarette, you're just chilling. When *he* lights up a cigarette, it's suddenly a public menace. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
313
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. 😈
When a simple question doesn't work, you have to bring in the big guns. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
343
When you vote for "some other guy" but then... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿšฉ
1 year ago
509
Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. 🧀💀
Teamwork: When you share a common goal... and a common fate. ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
322
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
Aragorn when he hears about a transwoman paedophile complaining about the stress of being sent to a male prison
1 year ago
252
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
189
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
1 year ago
300
When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas 🇦🇹💀
When small talk in Austria starts with historical plots and crime dramas ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
267
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
1 year ago
205
When your love life is more intense than a high-end graphics card! 🔥💻
When your love life is more intense than a high-end graphics card! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
476
When your sheep have better comebacks than you 🐑😂
When your sheep have better comebacks than you ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
437
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. 😂
Don't try this at home, kids. I'm a professional. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
312
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies:

"So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
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