Me trying to act cool at the gun range after almost breaking my wrist from the recoil ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
247
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in 😂
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99
That feeling of pure satisfaction when you warned your boss about an issue weeks ago and now you get to watch the chaos unfold. 😏🍿
That feeling of pure satisfaction when you warned your boss about an issue weeks ago and now you get to watch the chaos unfold. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฟ
4 months ago
223
When you use a fighter jet as your wakeboard tow! 🚀💪
When you use a fighter jet as your wakeboard tow! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
152
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
108
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids 😂
When The Simpsons meet Futurama: It's like a crossover episode on steroids ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
170
Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? 🤔
Historians are baffled, but for five glorious years in the '80s, this was peak feminine allure. Big hair and even bigger... deals? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
139
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore 😂
When Facebook just isn't cutting it anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
156
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. ๐Ÿ vs โ˜ญ
11 months ago
149
A brief history of governance. It's been a wild ride downhill. 🎢
A brief history of governance. It's been a wild ride downhill. ๐ŸŽข
17 days ago
54
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies 😂
When you slide into her DMs with Duke Nukem lines and she actually replies ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
171
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. 
Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude.  Our relationship is what? Over.
Her: Why did we need radios, our relationship is over. Him: Building his cardboard fort of solitude. Our relationship is what? Over.
1 year ago
182
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
1 year ago
169
When you're casually strolling through the playground and suddenly you realize you've stepped into another dimension.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
100
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. 🤡
When you ask Twitter for relationship advice and get roasted into a new career path. ๐Ÿคก
4 months ago
262